That ill-fitting, ugly red dress! Those horrid boots! The dance "moves!" Oh, Britney/"River Red"

Why, why, why??

Why do her dresses never fit? Why does she always wear dresses in which the front gapes open and doesn't fit her boobs properly?

Why is she dancing like a 12 year old who is trying to figure out how to "sexy dance" for someone? Why does her dancing make her look like she she has a load in her pants?

Why does she persist with her ratty, bleach-blonde hair extensions, and that ugly and unflattering hair style (hair pulled back on the sides) all the time??

Why doesn't she do anything else besides make these asinine videos that show just how out of touch she is??

When I was growing up a woman who was the wife of an old family friend would talk rapidly and had spittle in the corners of her mouth and she would get the “Crazy” eyes. My dad always used to say if you were alone and Patricia answered the door holding a butcher knife - would you go in? - THAT is what Brit’s videos make me think of!

I’m not the “My Cooter Itches, Y’all!” troll but it really looks like her cooter is itching in that video.

She really loves Janet and always pays tribute to her, that's nice. It's really bizarre though. I can't believe she was the biggest pop star of her day. In the late 90s and the 2000s with one of the best-selling debut albums of all time. She was everywhere, girls wanted to be her, guys wanted to bang her. Now she's basically a washed-up has-been who is only relevant to aging Millennial gays and TikTok conspiracy theorists. Gen Z only vaguely know her because of the #FreeBritney movement. It goes to show how fleeting fame is.

At least she didn’t have raccoon eyes! Just her regular old crazy eyes.

Ever since someone on Datalounge compared her to Karla Homolka. I cannot unsee it. Justin Timberlake and Britney should have played The Ken and Barbie Killers in a movie during their teen idol days. It would have made a shit ton at the box office and probably a camp classic.

^^Yup, that would have made bank r5. And Karla and Britney both have dead eyes.

She looks totally normal, y'all, and her cooter is just fine! Y'all are just jealous because she is rich and FREE! It's time for her and her soulmate to have a couple of babies and her life will finally be perfect.

She is a little girl trapped in a retarded woman's body.

Okay, r7. Hopefully she understands how to use the turkey baster to help her in that endeavor...because her husband is gay.

Wow! This is beyond sad. Now we are into scary territory.

Mental illness on full display. Haven't seen this type of stuff since Hudson River State Hospital in Poughkeepsie, N.Y. closed.

Why, because she is severely mentally ill.

R9 spill the beans or I do not believe you. I keep hearing he is gay, now I need some proof. Please.

It's hard to say if Sam is gay or not. He's Persian and their men are quite vain and expressive compared to the stereotypical American. A lot of cultural differences in masculinity just read as gay to Americans.

She was exploited and sexualized from a young child, and still presents as a nymphet whose "freedom" consists of posting naked and tawdry pictures of herself. Her "sexy" gyrations are anything but. Her rants are disjointed cries for help. Now that her family rightfully has no control over her, is there anyone who truly cares for her?

If she hadn't been in the Mickey Mouse Club, she would be the horny lady, sitting outside in a lawn chair, flashing the neighbors.

R13 that’s my belief system, too.

She definitely has BPD. She is way too sexual.

He reads gay to me.

His interest in her sexually is on par with his interest in an ant on the sidewalk.

The fact she used to be the biggest pop star in the world at one point is staggering. She crashed and burned so fast reduced to making these stupid videos on Instagram. She was built up to be the next Madonna by the industry overlords. I guess they didn't see the mental illness couldn't be contained long enough to make it happen.

R18 he looks really bad in that video. He appears to have lost some muscle mass? Or maybe it’s the terrible outfit? Yuck.

Looks like someone needs to go pee-pee.

That was just sad, uncomfortable, cringe.

The clacking of the boots is the best part!

She looks a lot better without the ever-present black eyes. Now she just needs to spend a few thousand or ten on that hair.

"I gots to pee, y'all! But Ima gonna finish this vid cause I know alls my fans want to see me wearing this new dress that fits like a glove!"

OMG - it looks like she is doing “The Elaine!” She just needs to add the thumbs and the Little Kicks!!

[quote]Why is she dancing like a 12 year old who is trying to figure out how to "sexy dance" for someone?

Now I'm thinking about the Yorgos Lanthimos movie Dogtooth. Long story short: crazy parents have kept their three children isolated from the rest of the world for their whole lives and have even taught them the wrong words for common objects. The youngest, a little girl, finds a VHS tape of Flashdance and watches it. Then she performs the sexualized dancing for her parents and siblings. It's darkly hilarious. (Britney, being real, is just sad.)

Those dance moves really do suggest she is a victim of sexual abuse.

It's very sad.

r19 How'd they contain Madonna's mental illnesses? She's just as off her rocker on social media now as Brit Brit is.

She really just can't ever enjoy something without trying to be sexual? Why does she have to do that? She's at a beautiful beach (could be Mexico or Hawaii, those two places are where she always goes) and all she wants to do is pose and writhe and open her mouth, rub her body with sand for the camera? Jesus, woman...your worth in life should be more than just being ON and sexy all the time. Just enjoy the fucking beach without needing to be an attention whore!!!

And that's how Sam got in...he indulges her inner attention whore, all the time. Because he understands it and craves it too. He just figured he might as well, and eventually he'll get his payday.

R20 That's not her husband. That's her manager Cade Hudson.

r32 the man at r18 in the green shirt with the sweater tied under his arm is her husband Sam.

It's called the yeast infection dance.

Whatever! She's just using that sand to do some natural exfoliation. Y'all just don't understand the new healthy, FREE Britney who isn't forced to take those nasty pharmaceuticals anymore! Take THAT, Big Pharma! Look at our girl shining, FREE and happy, acting totally normal for a forty something year old hag.

Actually sand IS a GREAT natural exfoliation agent.

Doubtful she can even pronounce, much less spell that word though.

Saying something nice. She isn't fat, and whited out the dark eye circles.

She has good skin. And a childlike enthusiasm.

Britney is dancing to “that’s the way love goes” as an anthem to her husband and their failing marriage. I doubt that was just a random song choice.

She can't seem to assimilate that there are no buttons at the bosom. And she keeps gabbing at her crotch in a nasty yet heartbreakingly OCD way.

"Am I a lil girl?"

TWIRL, SKIP

"Or, am I a woman, y'all?!"

COOTER GRAB

"Am I a lil girl or am I woman? Somebody tell me, y'all, I just don't know."

SPIN, COOTER GRAB, WOBBLE, CRYING, COOTER GRAB

Britney was never a good dancer, in my opinion. But she was very energetic and athletic. She could be trained and perform many moves in a limited and artless repertoire. So much head tossing, hair flipping, and calisthenic style arm movements. She seemed to enjoy it then, and still seems to enjoy it now. It's sad to see it diminished. She was better off as a slave worker during her residency years. She started off as a drugged out zombie who needed to hold hands throughout the show. But her vitality and independence improved steadily and eventually she could do a lot. Now it's all diminished again to cooter grabs and tittie squashing.

R44 I miss that Britney.

Serious question… do you think it was the drugs that caused the mental breakdown or she was predisposed to mental illness? The drugs were used to mask the emotional discomfort in her brain.

I know this is a nature versus nurture question.

Her grandma was severely mentally ill, R45. It's genetic. And then Brit did loads of fucking drugs which made it worse.

Are you asking about the recreational drugs before the breakdown? Or do you mean the psychiatric drugs that turned her into a zombie?

Britney probably has cognitive defects that manifested, and she was "self medicating" which made them worse, if not permanent. Who knows. I am not a shrink. The psychiatric drugs were no picnic but they seemed to work after a few years because she was functioning and even worked on TV in addition to the residency. But she's low iq and mentally unwell and was abused by her family as a cash cow. Everyone is gross in this story, Britney maybe the least gross of the lot.

She does look decent to me in this video. No running raccoon eyes and her skin looks good. Maybe she is switching stylists.

R43 I think it's also interesting that during that era, she got some of her best cohesive albums done like Circus, Femme Fatale and Glory which aged better than her original pre-breakdown albums (which were mostly fluff and filler, carried by the lead singles). Britney Jean though was a fail and ruined what could have been a perfect run of electropop dance albums.

So much for a new stylist. One of today's offerings...

So much for a new stylist and un-raccooned eyes. One of today's offerings...

Ooops. Sorry for double post.

I still would choose Madonna.

What’s about with the clunky shoes.

I am so happy they do not have a baby on the way anymore. Imagine the chaos.

I just read this blind:

401. ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/30 **10** The husband of this A list singer brought someone on a recent vacation to hang out with overnights while the singer is passed out each night. Sam Asghari/Britney Spears/Cade Hudson (Britney Spears Is Elated After Reuniting With Old Pal & Agent Cade Hudson On Private Jet: Photos) (Britney Spears Slips on ‘Ugly Sandals’ on a Plane With Sam Asghari)

Ok, I misspoke upthread when I insisted the video shown the other day was her husband Sam. It appears to have been Cade. And Cade is gay per a statement he issued in 2017 in response to accusations of sexual harassment.

So, I stand by my assertion that Sam is gay. And it sounds like he's gaying it up with Cade, according to the BI at r55.

R56 oh that makes sense now. I am the one who stated he lost muscle mass and also included the blind. I bet he is cheating with Cade.

Bitch need to find a black beauty salon that can buy+install some decent quality weave tracks.

[quote]Ever since someone on Datalounge compared her to Karla Homolka. I cannot unsee it. Justin Timberlake and Britney should have played The Ken and Barbie Killers in a movie during their teen idol days. It would have made a shit ton at the box office and probably a camp classic.

It still can be, R5. Just takes a lil' imagination and tongue firmly in cheek.

R51 Jesus. That is the most unflattering dress on the planet. It accentuates how weird and far apart her boobs are (she has no cleavage) and makes her look 4 months pregnant.

Just another “LOOK AT ME!” frau!

shes the 21st century Miss Havisham

I hate all the negativity aimed at Britney! You guys are jealous and evil. Leave her alone. She’s an angel.

r64 / Crocker: please do us all a favor and offer yourself up as a style consultant. You can't do any worse than what she's currently wearing.

It’s really bizarre she could go anywhere on earth or take up any hobby or career and this is all she chooses to do with her time. She seems to enjoy dancing yet she doesn’t even seem to want to seriously do that. Just awkward gyrating on instagram.

Because no-one has control over her. As her slave-master overlords once did. She should be going to a dance studio - maybe planning a tour or show. She could open a dance studio and high a staff and mentor kids. She could develop a fucking interest in something. Anything. her kids want to part of her. Her husband is blank. If she doesn't want to be the celebrity Britney Spears she could develop something, anything, to have structure and meaning in her life. Its obvious projects were given to her and they served that purpose.

She's very much the girl who got kicked in the head by her pony is scatter brained for life.

Can she not find a better camera angle at least? The one she favours makes her nosejob look obvious and accentuates her chunkiness, thick neck, lack of waist and protruding tummy.

She would look a lot better using a different angle, surely. This actually looks terrible. She works out daily so she must look better than her dance clips show her to be.

R68 Shit - when you’re as talented as her with your dance moves and fashion sense who cares about camera angles? I mean really…

Years ago I worked for a NYC celebrity hairdresser that fucked several of Britney’s backup dancers, and a client asked him to make a Britney wig for him. I had to deliver it down in Soho, via taxi and I show up to a brand new apartment building, he buzzed me in but no one t the door. I walk in to a kitchen still wrapped in plastic, empty apartment and he ushers me into q bedroom.

I turn a corner and there’s a SHRINE to Britney, wall to wall photos, candles etc.

When the guy took took the wig into the bathroom with him, I hightailed it outta there!

[quote] Bitch need to find a black beauty salon that can buy+install some decent quality weave tracks.

Forreal. But her racist ass wouldn't be caught dead in one.

One thing I wonder about Spears is this: was she so fucked up early on mentally that very little would've helped her or was the treatment she received so sub par that her condition worsened 10 fold. She says that she didn't like her therapists but sone mentally ill people with treatment resistant conditions resent mental health professionals. Impossible to know for sure I guess.

Why does she keep reaching for her pussy? And why is she always acting like a whore?

Because she really thinks she's sexy and that people want to see her acting sexy. Also, she is hypersexual (it's part of her mental illness), so everything has to have sex injected into it.

Also, she's paranoid (also part of her mental illness, or at least one of her mental illnesses). Here's her most recent Instagram (after some articles have come out saying she and her hubby are heading for a divorce, that both of them have been seen recently without their wedding rings, and that Sam (her husband) didn't come on the vacation she's on right now.

R74 question is she really being that paranoid? If you look at it logically everyone IS talking behind her back. I think that her statement was a fair assessment. Sometimes I think we may judge her too harshly or read in to every statement she makes, because of her mental illness.

Although, she only does herself more damage by her actions on instagram. I do not think she understands how alarming her behaviors really are and how they evoke much consternation amongst her fans. I think she justifies it by saying I am just expressing myself. What’s the harm?

I can't believe she posts such unflattering, immature videos. Get a decent camera angle and fix her hair before posting that stuff.

[quote] When the guy took took the wig into the bathroom with him, I hightailed it outta there!

You made the right choice. I automatically side-eye any gay man that worships Britney Spears.

HER HAIR. MY GOD. Will someone PLEASE do something about her hair?

Sad, Vegas, middle-aged cocktail waitress vibes

R78, at this rate, shaving her head again would be an improvement.

This thread reminds me how, even at 11 years old (when Baby One More Time started climbing the charts), I knew Britney Spears was shit. So sad to think that teen pop stars are now taken seriously as legit "artists".

Cray Cray on the bayou!!!

There are obviously filters at work, but I think her body looks great. The dress IS ill-fitting, but I don't mind the boots. I love the giant sort of "cuff" effect that extends around the heel.

She's mentally ill, and she's worked hard most of her life. If she enjoys doing these videos, then what's the harm? I can understand that it upsets and embarrasses her kids, but I'm sure they know or will soon know, that their mother is sick. If Britney was a woman who had no money, and had mental illness, shed be in much worse state and so would her family.

OMG, I am cringing watching this video

r84 she's toned down her videos over the past month or two. She was smacked down by Insta when she posted several videos of her naked in the shower, smooshing her tits together and letting the water run down over them. You want to talk about cringeworthy. Then there was the manic vid of her running past the camera several times and saying she was a rollercoaster. That was mildly amusing.

I think it's just the sheer *awfulness* of her dancing moves (mostly twirling, lots of hand movements, sliding her hands up and down her body, adjusting her bra - or tits, when there's a lack of bra) and her usually smeared raccoon-eyed makeup that makes people see that she really isn't all there and the times when she was still able to perform and dance are long over.

Also, that she seems to really have no other interest other than dressing up in outfit after outfit, pretending like she's modeling on a catwalk and "performing" her improv dance moves that really aren't good.

Her biggest mistake was marrying and breeding with that loser.

Britney parents failed her, to allow your mentally ill child to get into this circus show business mess is not the right way to parent

Was Britney always mentally unstable , from youth or did she just get messed up when she became famous ?

[quote]Britney parents failed her, to allow your mentally ill child to get into this circus show business mess is not the right way to parent

Whatever is troubling Britney may not have manifested until her 20s, by which time it was too late.

R86, that's all true, and I agree about how she looks doing all the dancing and naked shower, and everything else. She's sick, though. I'm not saying she isn't entertaining! She seems to be enjoying herself, too. I like Britney, and I hope everything works out for her.

You gotta let a Ho be a Ho

Britney Spears will be dead before 50.

Maybe her book will shed some light on this inane, maniacal dancing.

[Quote]Maybe her book will shed some light on this inane, maniacal dancing.

I hear it's going to be written entirely in Wingdings!

She'd be living in a trailer in Louisiana by now if the grownups hadn't taken over. Same for Lisa Presley.

[quote] She's sick, though. I'm not saying she isn't entertaining! She seems to be enjoying herself, too.

She’s gross to me now. Pulling her panties, shorts, skirt whatever down as low as possible while twirling around like an idiot. Her make up makes her look like a member of the Addams family and those white boots are hideous.

It seems as if Britney is trying to copy the same moves, hair and makeup from her old videos but since theres no team of stylists and choreographers behind her anymore, thats the best she can do.

She seems to really enjoy dancing near naked. She should just go work at a really high end strip club. Imagine the cash she’s being in? It seems like that’s the kind of attention she’s after

She's the definition of white privilege/white trash.

Her career was built on little girl look + sexuality, and she's still pursuing that into middle age. Yuck.

She can’t develop a hobby, take an online class, travel to another country and see the sights or anything other than twirl around like brain fried dumbass? My sympathy has pretty much evaporated for this girl.

If Sam really is gay, why doesn't he take her shopping and give her a makeover? It's the least he could do.

Sam is a typical gay gigolo. Hot, young, buff, feeding off an aging former beauty with money and mental illness.

Bonus points if she's famous and in showbiz.

R107, I don't know why, but Sam reminds me of the monkey in Sunset Boulevard. And Britney is Norma (mixed with Anna Nicole Smith), obviously.

There's going to be a great mini series about Britney one day.

SO disturbing, like the poster child for sexual exploitation.

Grey Gardens, 2023, y’all!!!!!!!!

"you want me to get this started? i'll get this started!"

I see Blanche Du Bois, alone in Belle Reve, with an Instagram account.

could these vids we're talking about be fake? watch this:

Maybe she figured out a make up filter?

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